he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Someone signed my nipple.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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