My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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