Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
Randomize
