I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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