Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
You can't just leave with hair like that
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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