This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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