Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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