is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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