It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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