Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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