We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Randomize
