Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
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