Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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