sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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