You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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