can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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