i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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