so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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