The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
