So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize