Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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