so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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