why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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