Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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