Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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