i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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