is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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