How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I'm like, not good at living.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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