He is such a slut. More and more my type.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
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