i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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