Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
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He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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