Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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