have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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