A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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