margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Randomize
