that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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