I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
