Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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