Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
MIDGETS
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I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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