She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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