yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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