he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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