she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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