Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
My vagina is officially offended.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
All I want is dick and wine.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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