can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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