how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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