I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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