Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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