i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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