super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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