i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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