So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Randomize
