Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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