Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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